What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How would you define love?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

Goldfinger

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die